Mcdonalds Mommy Aint Safe:


*shows the mcdonalds mommy eating with her family*

daughter: Mommy! Can we have taco bell tomorrow? Im tired of mcdonalds-

*father slams his daughters head on the table and grabs her by the hair*

father: YOU TRYING TO RUIN OUR FUCKIN BRAND!?

daughter: NO DADDY!

father: THEN EAT DAT DAMN HAPPY MEAL!

daughter: IM SORRY DADDY!

*daughter starts eating fast*

father: EAT IT! EAT IT!! CLEAN THAT PLATE!! CLEAN THAT PLATE!!

daughter: I AM I AM!!! I AM!! BRUH DAMN!

mommy: *giggles* maybe tomorrow sweetie, now eat your salty ass french fries

*doorbell*

mommy: Ill get it!

*mommy walks up and opens the door*

*its juicy & greasy*

mommy: Hi, can i help you gentlemen?

juicy: I love mcdonalds

mommy: What?

juicy: I love mcdonalds... Double quarter pounder with cheese.. 6.99 

mommy: Uhhhh ok?

juicy: mcdouble.. 2.60  Mcchicken 2.29  deluxe crispy chicken sandwich 5.65

mommy: uhh why you naming items off the Mcdonalds menu-

juicy: Is it making yo milkshake melt? You wanna see my large fry?

mommy: I feel like you gotta small fry. 

juicy: chicken Mcnuggets.. 2.49 Big mac 5.53-

*mommy closes door*

*you still hear juicy saying mcdonald menu items behind the door*

juicy: cheese burger... 1.88 Dont get me started on breakfast-

father: who was at the door honey?

mommy: Some men from the church

father: Mannn i told them to stop showing up here IM CATHOLIC!!!

*cuts to next scene*

*shows mommy putting her daughter to sleep*

mommy: Goodnight sweetie! sweet dreams!

daughter: Ooo! Mommy! Can you see me a lullaby?

mommy: Sure sweetie! *clears her throat*

*mommy sings horribly in a screechy pitch*

mommy: Goooo toooooooo sleeepppppppppp! Goooooo tooooo sleepppppppppp-

daughter *deep voice* Ah hell nah-

*daughter goes to sleep and snores loudly*

mommy: awww so precious.

*juicy and greasy pops up behind mommy*

juicy: We make beautiful children do we?

mommy: WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU GUYS AGAIN!? GET OUT!!

*juicy and greasy stares at mommy*

greasy: hamburger.. 1.62

juicy: Spicy crispy chicken sandwich.. 5.65

greasy: filet-o-fish... 4.79

juicy: 10 piece chicken Mcnugget-

*mommy pepper sprays juicy*

*juicy starts screeching and screaming on the ground until he stops and pauses*

*its silent then juicy starts naming mcdonalds item menus again*

juicy: 4 piece chicken Mcnuggets happy meal-

*mommy starts beating juicy with a bat while hes on the ground*

mommy: SPIRIT BEGONE! SPIRIT BEGONE! SPIRIT BEGONE! SPIRIT BEGONE!

*as juicy is getting hit hes saying "hes bout to kum"*

*cuts to next scene*

*mommy and her daughter are at a park*

daughter: Mommy look! Im riding a horsey!

mommy: aww! Thats great sweetie! Now shut the fuck up :D

*Greasy thunder enterance but this time juicy is with him*

greasy: lemme stick my french fries up yo booty

mommy: CAN YALL LEAVE ME ALONE!? IM TIRED OF THESE SIMP ANTICS!

Juicy: Bruh i named HALF of the menu of mcdonalds and your STILL NOT IMPRESSED!?

mommy: Oh Honey! The Internet is trying to FUCK me again!!

*father pops up*

father: YO WHAT THE FUCK!? STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE YOU CUM CRICKET!

juicy: Ayo watch yo tone when you talk to me lil buddy

father: DONT TEST ME I GOT THAT STICK ON ME!

greasy: I aint afraid of no blicky!

*father gets in juicys face*

father: Im in yo face what you finna do bout it!?

juicy: So if i touch you im wrong right? So if i touch you im wrong right?

*juicy and father start fighting juicy knocks him down and grabs a ladder climbs it and gives father a elbow drop*

*mommy gets pissed*

mommy: YKNO WHAT!? FUCK MCDONALDS! IM BURGER KINGS MOMMY NOW!

juicy: YOU TRAITOR!!

*juicy drop kicks her*

The end.