She hulk is the worse lawyer ever:


*shows the judge and greasy in the courtroom*

judge: Thug greasy you are on Trial for Invasion of privacy, 2.5 million cases of sexual harrassments, and tax invasion. You finna get some SERIOUS 
booty squeezes in jail buddy.

greasy: your honor, you have no proof.

judge: Oh on God?

*shows God in the corner*

God: Go ahead, say it.

greasy: uhhhh im pretty sure.

girl: HES LYIN! HE GRABBED MY BUTT CHEEKS WITHOUT CONSENT!

greasy: Well you shouldnt have been standing there! You basically wanted me to!

girl: HE LEGIT WAS SNITFFING MY PANTIES

greasy: BITCH YOU LEFT IT OUT IN THE OPEN!!

greasy: Your honor, Her booty was shittin n stankin!

*some guy in the audience yells out*

guy: FREE THUG GREASY HE DID NOTHIN WRONG!

greasy: SEE I GOT SUPPORT FROM THE NIG- I MEAN! THE BLACK COMMUNITY!

judge: What do you have to say for yourself?

*she hulk appears*

shehulk: Sorry im late your honor! 

greasy: YEYOOOOO! WHO YOU!? AND WHY YOU GOT DAT PHATTY FOR?!

shehulk: Dont worry! Im the best lawyer in the world!

greasy: You sure bout that?

shehulk: ohhh trust me, I can convince the judge easily

*she hulk starts twerking*

*the earth starts shaking*

greasy: AYO! WHATS GOING ON!?

judge: STOP!!

*she continues to twerk*

judge: STOP! AYOO CHILL!!

shehulk: Whoops! Sorry about that! I forgot where i was

judge: Hmm earthquake booty number 5 shoutout she hulk!

shehulk: Your honor clearly my client didnt do it! 

judge: ma'am i watch TOONZIES im pretty sure your statement is total bullshit.

shehulk: ILL SHOW YOU BULLSHIT!

*she hulk starts twerking again*

*earth starts shaking again*

judge: OMG FUCK STOP! STOP STOP!!!

shehulk: Sorry again your honor!

judge: No wonder marvel is goin down hill. Shit hasnt been the same after endgame.

greasy: Your honor! you cant get mad at me! My rizz game is so deadly even the cops cant stay away from me!

*some guy in the audience yells out*

guy: Dat nigga spitting!

shehulk: Your honor! My client is innocent he would never harrass of invade any female privacy! and the tax invasion? *laughs* he hasnt  
made penny off his soundcloud so how would he pay taxes?!

greasy: yezzir!

judge: So what is this grease mode every female is complaining about?

i dont know what your talking bout your honor.

*someone plays greasy grease mode theme*

greasy: TURN IT OFF!!!!

judge: Mr. Greasy, we have a screenshot of someone asking you a question.
they asked, "If you had to have sex with 2 people with the combined ages of 30, which 2 ages would you choose?" and you said..

greasy: What? All i said is ill do some kinky cuck hold shit, fuck a 29 year old and make the 1 year old watch the entire thing i dont see the problem

*everyone stares at him*

shehulk: Why dont you fuck a random 30 year old?

greasy: Cuz noone will be watching!

shehulk: Yaaa i dont think i want to defend you no more.

judge: yaa fuck it your going to jail buddy.

greasy: Your honor I got a lil white boi booty i cant survive jail!

shehulk: Uhh your honor! I got one more piece of evidence!

judge: BITCH IF YOU START TWERKING!!

*she hulk pulls out a picture with a photoshop picture of greasy in france*

shehulk: See! My client wasnt even here! Hes been in france this whole time!

*camera zooms into the picture*

judge: hmmm i guess he is innocent~

*Greasy in the corner sniffing some other girls panties*

guy: AYO IS DAT NIGGA SNIFFING PANTIES?!

greasy: *sniffs* MMMMM GOD!!!

judge: AH HELL NAH YOU CAPPIN!! SEND HIS ASS TO JAIL

greasy: YOUR HONOR! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!! ITS REAL!!! ITS REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

shehulk: HEY EVERYONE! WATCH WHAT I CAN DO!

*shows her twerking*

*earth starts shaking*

judge: STOP!! FUCKING STOP! FUCKING STOP!! FUCKING STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

*shows greasy in jail*

*shows greasy next to EDP*

EDP: So what u in for? 

greasy: SHUTCHO ASS UP!

The end.