PG1 - DR. OCTOPUS SEND AN OCTOBOT (MINDSWAPPING DEVICE) AFTER SPIDEY, INTENDING TO STEAL HIS BODY. BUT THE BOT ACCIDENTALLY SWAPS PETER AND MJ'S MINDS. OTTO'S LAB. DR. OCTOPUS RAISES AN OCTOBOT IN THE AIR. CRAZY SCIENTIST STYLE. AN OCTOBOT IS A SMALL GOLDEN SPHERE WITH SMALL TENTACLES. OCK At last, I can abandon this corpulent body nature has unfairly gifted me, and take up the young and virile flesh that ingrate Spider-Man so undeservedly possesses. My Octobot will switch our consciousness for all time and then, in his invulnerable facade, I shall rule (further ranting cut off by end of panel) NIGHT. 3-PANEL SEQUENCE. A TOP-DOWN PERSPECTIVE SHOWING AN OCTOBOT CLIMBING FROM A ROOFTOP INTO AN OPEN WINDOW OF THE BUILDING. PETER AND MJ IN A VERY ROMANTIC MARITAL SEX. HIS COSTUME IS LYING OVER A CHAIR IN THE CORNER. THE OCTOBOT IS ON THE WINDOW FRAME, STALKING THEM. MJ God-damn, Peter, I wish you knew how good this felt! PETER It's not so bad on this end, believe me! PETER AND MJ CUM TOGETHER. AT THE SAME TIME, THE OCTOBOT STINGS PETER, MAKING A SPARK FLOW BETWEEN THE COUPLE'S HEADS. MJ Oh! PETER Urgh! OCTOBOT Zzzt! PG2 - MJ WAKES UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH HER SPIDER-SENSE TINGLING. SHE SEES HERSELF IN SPIDEY'S BODY. BEFORE SHE CAN WAKE UP PETER (IN HER BODY, SOUND ASLEEP), BLACK CAT PULLS HER OFF THE APARTMENT WITH HER WHIP, THINKING SHE'S GETTING PETER. MJ!PETER (MJ IN PETER'S BODY) COMES AWAKE, SITTING UP FROM THE SPOONING SHE/HE WAS IN WITH MJ'S BODY. MJ!PETER Damn, I haven't slept that good in ages. And people act like it's a bad thing to have a boyfriend who puts you to sleep... MJ!PETER LOOKS DOWN TO SEE SOME MORNING WOOD DISTORTING HIS/HER SHEETS. MJ!PETER Okay, THAT looks familiar, but not from this angle... MJ!PETER LOOKS OVER AT PETER!MJ, STILL ASLEEP. MJ!PETER Ditto that. Wow, my diet is really working. Wonder if I can get Peter to try on some jeans, as long as his crazy life is done messing with me... MJ!PETER HEARS SOMETHING PAWING AT THE WINDOW. MJ!PETER Great, not only do I have the Parker body, but the Parker luck too. BLACK CAT IS OUTSIDE THE WINDOW, PAWING TO BE LET IN. CAT Ohh Spiderrrr... MJ!PETER Hold on a second, Peter has really gawky limbs... CAT Puuurrrrr... MJ!PETER HEY, my body was wearing a shirt... PG3 - THE CAT IS IN HEAT AND NEEDS SPIDEY FOR A NO-STRINGS-ATTACHED ONE-TIMER. MJ WANTS TO GET OUT, BUT BECOMES SURPRISED BY HOW A MALE'S BODY STRONGLY REACTS TO AROUSAL. MJ!PETER, NOW HOLDING A PILLOW IN FRONT OF HIS/HER JUNK, CONFRONTS CAT. MJ!PETER Did someone leave a saucer of milk out for you? CAT It's that open relationship you guys are in. Tonight, I'm open too. FELICIA OPENS UP THE WINDOW FOR HERSELF (THIEF, YOU KNOW) AND SLIPS IN. NO LONGER CROUCHED OVER, WE CAN SEE HOW FAR HER COSTUME IS UNZIPPED. CAT No strings attached, just me finishing what sleepy-redhead over there started. MJ!PETER IS AFFRONTED, WHILE CAT IS LOOKING AT PETER!MJ MJ!PETER Hey, I... I mean, Peter... we finished plenty! CAT I can see that. From the waist down, you'd almost think we had the same hair color. MJ!PETER'S PILLOW SHOOTS OUT OF (FUCK IT) HER HANDS, LEAVING HER ERECTION BARED. MJ!PETER What the hell is this thing doing? CAT Gotten a little forgetful with Mary Jane steering the boat? Let me refresh your memory. BLACK CAT UNZIPS HER COSTUME TOTALLY. MJ!PETER'S ERECTION IS AS LARGE AS IT'S EVER BEEN. MJ!PETER Now there's stuff coming out of it... does this thing always do that when she's around? CAT No, let me show you what it always does... PG4 - BACK HOME, PETER LOOKS AT HIMSELF IN MJ'S BODY. HE STARTS HAVING IDEAS WHILE CHECKING HER STUNNING BODY IN THE MIRROR. "MAYBE I COULD LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT PLEASING MY WIFE". THE BATHROOM. PETER!MJ (PETER IN MARY JANE'S BODY) IS STARING AT 'HIMSELF' IN THE MIRROR. PETER!MJ Holy crap! I'm a ginger! PETER!MJ STRIKES A FEW POSES, EXPERIMENTALLY TRYING OUT THIS BODY. FIRST, NATURALLY, HE CUPS HIS BOOBS. PETER!MJ Guess Mary Jane is taking my body for a spin. And if there's anything living together has shown me, it's that she knows how to handle it. PETER!MJ 'VOGUES.' PETER!MJ God, I hope I'm not on my period. PETER!MJ FEELS HIS BELLY. PETER!MJ I hope I'm not NOT on my period. PETER!MJ SHOWS OFF HIS ASS, LIKING THE LOOKS OF IT. PETER!MJ Hmmm... as long as I'm here, maybe I could REALLY find out what MJ likes... PG5 - THE CAT CONVINCES MJ (IN SPIDEY'S BODY) TO GIVE HER A BLOWJOB. MJ IS OVERWHELMED BY HOW IT FEELS. "OH MY GOD! SO THAT'S WHY THEY LIKE THIS SO MUCH!" CAT WANTS HER TO REPAY THE FAVOR. MJ!PETER AND CAT HAVE MOVED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, PRESUMABLY SO AS NOT TO AWAKEN PETER!MJ. MJ!PETER IS NAKED, CAT WEARS ONLY HER MASK, FUR-LINED GLOVES, AND FUR-LINED BOOTS. SHE GETS DOWN ON HER KNEES BEFORE MJ!PETER. CAT Is that cat nip I smell? MJ!PETER You know, Mary Jane, my girlfriend who I love, doesn't work the color red into every conversation. CAT BEGINS TO SUCK ON MJ!PETER'S ERECTION. CAT Mmm, a new toy to bat around... MJ!PETER GOES THROUGH THE ROOF. MJ!PETER Gaad! That feels great! And she's not even as good at it as I am! MJ!PETER, UNPREPARED FOR THE STIMULATION, COMES IN FELICIA'S MOUTH ALMOST IMMMEDIATELY. MJ!PETER Gggrh! Here's your cream, kitty! Great, now she's got me doing it... MJ!PETER CONTINUES TO EJACULATE, NOW ON FELICIA'S FACE AS SHE LOOKS UP AT 'HIM' ADORINGLY. MJ!PETER I have to do this for him more often. I mean, not THIS-- CAT Rowr--I guess MJ only left you 'half-finished'. That's okay, I know there's plenty more in the tank. For now, how about returning the favor? PG6 - MJ GIVES THE BEST PUSSYLICK SPIDEY EVER GAVE FELICIA. FELICIA SAYS HE'S GOTTEN WAY BETTER. "AT LEAST THAT REDHEAD TEACHED YOU SOMETHING USEFUL". FELICIA GAPES IN AMAZEMENT AS MJ!PETER GOES DOWN ON HER. CAT Oh shit! How'd you find my clit so fast! CAT RIDES MJ!PETER'S FACE DOWN TO THE GROUND, MOUNTING IT IN HER LUST TO BE LICKED MORE. CAT More! More! Fuck, that's good technique--letting me get used to you licking my pussy, then you just my clit again-- CAT ARCHES HER BACK AS SHE STRADDLES PETER'S FACE, REALLY ENJOYING HERSELF. CAT And again! And again! Then my pussy--my G-spot! Rrrrr! CAT FEELS UP HER BOOBS AS MJ!PETER GOES WILD ON HER SEX, NOT LETTING UP FOR AN INSTANT. CAT Bite my clit! Just like that! God, this is better than ever! CAT'S HANDS REACH HER FACE AND SHE SUCKS ON HER FINGERS, CLEARLY ORGASMIC. CAT Mmmmm... I take it back. You need to stay with the redhead. She's teaching you all sorts of useful things. PG7 - MJ IS SO INTO IT, SHE ALSO WANTS TO KNOW WHY MEN LIKE ANAL SEX SO MUCH. SHE'S KINDA ANGRY WITH FELICIA, SO SHE SURPRISES-BUTTSEX THE CAT, SHOVING IT ALL AT ONCE. FELICIA HAS FALLEN OFF MJ!PETER, DAZED AND FULFILLED, PURRING CONTENTEDLY AS MJ!PETER GETS A NEW ERECTION. MJ!PETER Wow, that tasted good. Maybe I shouldn't give Peter so many points for being willing to go down on me. CAT MmmHMM, Spider! Your tongue! Why don't we see how it feels in my ass so that none of my holes feel left out? MJ!PETER LEERS AT FELICIA'S ASS AS THE CAT BURGLAR ROLLS ONTO ALL FOURS. MJ!PETER I have a better idea. Why don't you show me why men like anal sex so much? CAT Sure you don't want to titfuck me first? You usually LOVE fucking my-- MJ!PETER JAMS HERSELF INTO CAT'S ASSHOLE. CAT SCREAMS! MJ!PETER I'm sure! CAT Fuuuuuck! MJ!PETER SMACKS FELICIA'S ASS AS SHE SODOMIZES HER. MJ!PETER This is for all the times you threw yourself at my husband! CAT Oh yes, oh fuck yes, fuck me harder, Spider, come in my ass! MJ!PETER And you're enjoying it. CAT Wait, have you and Daredevil made it official? MJ!PETER PUSHES CAT UPSIDE-DOWN ONTO HER SHOULDERS, PINNING HER TO THE FLOOR IN THAT KAMASUTRAESQUE POSITION AS SHE FUCKS STRAIGHT DOWN INTO HER. MJ!PETER I'm just gonna have to try enjoying this even more! CAT You there, your husband in my pussy--think it over! PG8 - MJ IS ABOUT TO CUM. SHE GRABS FELICIA BY THE HAIR, TURNS HER AROUND AND SPLATTERS HER FACE, HAIR AND BOOBS, MAKING THE WORST MESS POSSIBLE INTENTIONALLY. LAST PANEL, SPIDEY GETS HOME AND FINDS MJ COLLAPSED, AFTER MULTIPLE ORGASMS, WITH A DILDO STILL STUCK IN HER BUTT AND LOTS OF OTHER WET TOYS LYING AROUND HER CAT RUBS HER OWN CLIT AS MJ!PETER ASS-FUCKS HER, BRINGING HERSELF OFF. SHE SQUIRTS OVER HER OWN BODY AS MJ!PETER BARELY HOLDS HERSELF BACK. MJ!PETER How about Peter fucking me in the ass while you eat my pussy? Yes! Yes! CAT Spider, your humor is making even less sense than usual, but keep fucking me like that and you can do knock-knock jokes for all I care! MJ!PETER JERKS FELICIA UP INTO A KNEELING POSITION BY HER HAIR, ROUGH. MJ!PETER Get up here! CAT And I like the rough stuff too. Next, maybe you could put on the black suit? MJ!PETER COMES ALL OVER FELICIA'S FACE IN ONE MIGHTY SURGE. MJ!PETER Sweet revenge! CAT Hey, watch the hair! MJ!PETER SPLATTERS CAT'S BOOBS TOO, COVERING HER WHOLE TORSO IN SEMEN, JUST ABOUT AS MESSY AS POSSIBLE. MJ!PETER I'll come wherever I want, bitch! CAT Rrrow! MJ!PETER And that turns you on too, sure. CAT Hey, it's your carpet. MJ!PETER Shit! MJ!PETER WALKS INTO THE BATHROOM TO FIND PETER!MJ, CLEARLY HAVING ENJOYED HERSELF, WITH MULTIPLE SEX TOYS AROUND HIS/HER SPRAWLED BODY AND VIBRATING PANTIES VRRING AWAY. CAT (off) Well, guess I'll see how my favorite moisturizer works as a shampoo. Until next time, Spider. MJ!PETER Weird how I don't want to cuddle. I think it's time I find my own bod--PETER!?? PETER!MJ Hey MJ. Did you know you had a G-spot? VIBRATING PANTIES Vrrrr... CAPTION THE END.