We see PULCHRITUDINOUS reading from a sheet of
paper. XATRA is beside her, looking over her shoulder at the letter.
pulchritudinous
"Dear Pulchritudinous,
Can you show us your face? Pretty please? It's my birthday.
Love, Your Biggest Fan"
A disgusted Pulchritudinous chastizes the
letter-writer.
pulchritudinous
Are you KIDDING me?!
pulchritudinous
I've got a SECRET IDENTITY to
protect, you DWEEB!
Xatra gives Pulchritudinous some puppy-dog eyes.
xatra
Aww, but it's his BIRTHDAY!
Pulchritudinous relents to her friend as she
reaches to remove her helmet.
pulchritudinous
Well, all RIGHT. I
guess I'll be nice, this ONE time.
Pulchritudinous pulls her helmet off, revealing a pasted-on image that reads "Please purchase a SALVADORA GOLD ACCOUNT to view". Xatra is looking, as she can see Pulchri's face but the viewer can't, enraptured by Pulchri's sheer beauty.
xatra
*gasp*
xatra
AMAZING!
Pulchritudinous has put her helmet back on, her
hands still on the sides of it as she snugs it to her shoulders. There's a nice
little "April Fools!" in the corner of the panel.
pulchritudinous
Well, I'm never doing THAT again!