We see PULCHRITUDINOUS reading from a sheet of paper. XATRA is beside her, looking over her shoulder at the letter.

pulchritudinous

"Dear Pulchritudinous,
Can you show us your face? Pretty please? It's my birthday.
Love, Your Biggest Fan"

A disgusted Pulchritudinous chastizes the letter-writer.

pulchritudinous

Are you KIDDING me?!

pulchritudinous

I've got a SECRET IDENTITY to protect, you DWEEB!

Xatra gives Pulchritudinous some puppy-dog eyes.

xatra

Aww, but it's his BIRTHDAY!

Pulchritudinous relents to her friend as she reaches to remove her helmet.

pulchritudinous

Well, all RIGHT. I guess I'll be nice, this ONE time.

Pulchritudinous pulls her helmet off, revealing a pasted-on image that reads "Please purchase a SALVADORA GOLD ACCOUNT to view". Xatra is looking, as she can see Pulchri's face but the viewer can't, enraptured by Pulchri's sheer beauty.

xatra

*gasp*

xatra

AMAZING!

Pulchritudinous has put her helmet back on, her hands still on the sides of it as she snugs it to her shoulders. There's a nice little "April Fools!" in the corner of the panel.

pulchritudinous

Well, I'm never doing THAT again!