Simp Court:
guard: ALL RISE THE SIMP JUDGE JUICY WEWE!

Juicy: Ight sit yall asses down!

*Shows the guy whos simpin*

Juicy: Hmmm so whats yo name kid?

philly: philly bum bum

Juicy: Ight philly bum bum it says that youve been donating 1000s of dollars to some thot on twitch streams every week?

Juicy:Imma give you 30 seconds to explain yourself lil simp

philly: b-but your honor! She just has a nice personality thats all!

juicy: DONT YOU FUCKIN LIE TO ME BITCH!!! YOU WANT THIS HOES ATTENTION!!

Juicy:Everyone take a look to our monitors to see exhibit A!

*shows a twitch stream the girl is just staring in the camera not doing anything and a donation by "Philly2goodfordatpu$$y" 5000 dollars pops up*

*the crowd gasps*

Juicy: WHAT IS DIS PHILLY BUM BUM??! HUHH?? 

philly: JUICY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!!! IM STRUGGLIN OUT HERE TO GET A GIRL!!! IM UGLY AND BORING!!!

Juicy: Bitch you cant be ugly and boring! Nigga just choose a disability!

Philly: IM NOT A SIMP I SWEAR!!!

Juicy: DUDE WTF IS UR USER NAME??! 

Philly: I HAD TO PUT DOLLAR SIGNS SO TWITCH WOULDNT BAN MY ACCOUNT!!

juicy: You know what you could of done with dat 5000$??? YOU COULD OF PAID YOUR TAXES!!

philly: IM ONLY 27!!!

Juicy: Yahiko have you came up with the final decision???

*yahiko stares then holds up a sign says "simp"*

Philly: CHILL BRO IM NOT A SIMP BRO I SWEAR!!

Juicy: Shut yo simp ass up! Get his ass outta here!

Philly: IM NOT A SIMPPPPPP!!!

*gets tossed out*

Juicy: Next up! Walter Cut cut? We got evidence of you holding a girls hand? Why you simpin for?

Walter: *licks his lips* I aint do nothin your honor

juicy: Oh you aint do nothin?

walter: *licks his lips* ye

juicy: Oh word?? What is this shit walter???

*shows the monitor a picture of him holding a girls hand tightly*

*crowd gasp*

walter: dat aint me your honor *licks his lips*

juicy: Want to act stupid simp??? Yahiko show the next slide!

*shows walters onlyfan page follwing alot of ethots online*

*crowd gasps again*

crowd member: DAT NIGGA FOLLOWS MY MAMA!

juicy: WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THIS WALTER??

walter: Mannn my head throbbin

juicy: ANSWER THE QUESTION!! IS THIS YOU WALTER!?!

walter: Your honor relaxx relaxxxxxx *licks his lips*

juicy: STOP LICKIN YO LIPS AND ANSWER!!!

walter: Bruhhh can you stop yellin cuh??? You makin my head hurt!

walter: It hurts right here! *points to where his head hurts at*

juicy: Bitch! Where else is it suppose to be??!

juicy: Yahiko whats the final decision???

*yahiko stares then holds up a sign says "simp"*

juicy: YOU ARE NOW A SIMP GET HIS BITCH ASS OUT OF MY COURT!!

walter: Your honor my head throibbin YOUR HONOR MY HEAD IS THROBBINNNN!! YOUR HONOR!!!

juicy: fuckin simps bruh

tifa: Juicyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

*juicys baby momma tifa from final fantasy comes outta no where*

tifa: Juicy!!

*juicy ignores her and stares forward*

tifa: JUICY!!!! Are we still gonna go to park like we planned to this morning??

*Juicy continues to stare*

*crowd people start gasping and muttering*

tifa: Juicy!!! Why are you ignoring me?? juicy???? Do you need me to make you a drink??

*Juicy continues to stare*

*crowd people start gasping and muttering*

tifa: Juicy?? Juicyyyyyyyyy! You said you planned our weddingggg and that you love me with all your heart!

*juicy outta nowhere snaps the girls neck*

*the crowd gasps*

*it gets quiet*

Juicy: Im no simp.

The End.