This Is Dragonball Breakers:          

*shows rocky, myron,  & greasy chillin at a park*

rocky: Hey greasy congrats on your release sorry you cant stand 3 feet near females now

greasy: Maaan some BULLSHIT, the court was on some booboo shit my homie-lo

*they see dahmir running towards them*

dahmir: BRO GUYS WE GOTTA GET OUTTA TOONZVILLE

rocky: Dude why? We just got our wendy 4 for 4's

dahmir: THE CITY IS FINNA GET RAIDED BY MAJIN BUU, FRIEZA, AND CELL!!

rocky: Nigga the cap that comes out yo mouth is insane my guy

*dahmir gets hit wit a death beam*

*he starts spazzing on the ground*

rocky: YEYO! DAHMIR! WHAT THE HELL!?

greasy: OH NO HE SLEEP!! HE SLEEP!!!

*frieza appears infront of them*

frieza: *evil laughs* MONKEYS!!!

rocky: Aye yo what do you mean by that??

greasy: AND YALL CALL ME RACIST

frieza: MONKEYYYYYYYYY!!!!

*rocky throws his show at frieza*

frieza: OUCH MONKEY!!!

rocky: YA! BITCH IT STINKY IS IT! RUN NIGGA!!

frieza: MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY!!!

*cuts to them hiding in the city*

greasy: ayo bro we gotta get outta here my homie-los

rocky: LIKE NIGGA HOW??? LOOK!

*shows them staring at the sky with cell hovering over the city*

rocky: LIKE NIGGA WHY IS HE PUPPY GUARDING US!!

myron: I KNOW RIGHT NIGGA IS BITCH MADE!!

rocky: You think hes gonna find us?

greasy: nah i got that blicky on me

rocky: nigga what the fuck is that nerf gun gonna do???

greasy: Let em kno i come to work strapped!

*cell starts sensing energy*

rocky: is he sensing ki???

myron: man fuck that nigga 

myron: i aint no bitch

myron: L RAIDER! L RAIDER L RAIDER!

*raider pops up infront of them*

*stares at them intensely*

myron: Ok so heres my dragonball, my radar, my clothes, my license, my keys, my clothes

greasy: BOOM!!!

*greasy tries shooting him wit his gun and didnt phase cell*

greasy: What the??? You Wylin!

*he tries to shoot him again*

*he isnt phased*

greasy: Ah hell nah bro, how’d I even get in this situation yo? I just got outta jail on parol and now I’m face to face with a bullet proof roach. 
Nah bro this is pissin me off yo. I’m fucking PISSED BRO THIS IS BULLSHIT BRO. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK YOU TALKIN BOUT

*cell teleports away*

rocky: aye where he go?

*shows cell charing a kamehameha in the sky about destroy the area*

rocky: YEYO WHAT THE FUCK HE DOIN!

*rocky looks and see myron and greasy already out the area staring at him*

rocky: NIGGA WHA-

myron: NIGGA WE ALREADY OUT! GET OUTTA THERE!!

rocky: YALL FAKE ASF!!

*cuts to cell still charging his kamehameha*

myron: NIGGA MOVE! RUN FASTER!

*shows rocky running in a goofy way while crying*

rocky: IM RUNNING IM RUNNING!!

*cuts to cell still charging his kamehameha*

greasy: RUN LIKE YOUR BEING CHASED BY YO MASTER!

*rocky stops running*

rocky: aye what do you mean by that.

*Cell blasts his kamehameha*

rocky: NIGGA!-

*huge explosion*

myron: ROCKY NO!!

rocky: Dont worry guys im over here! Just bleeding out..

*shows majin buu charging at rocky*

myron: OH SHIT THAT NIGGA ON YO ASS!

rocky: SHIT GREASY! GET ME UP!

*greasy stares at him making a smiley face*

rocky: NIGGA GREASY HES LEGIT ZOOMIN TOWARDS ME TO FINISH ME OFF GREASY PLEASE!!

*Greasy staring and smiling near rockys body*

rocky: GREASY PLEASE GET ME UP!!!

*greasy starts dancing on rockys body while smiling and music is playing*

rocky: MAN FUCK YOU WHITE BOI!

*majin buu teleports behind greasy and smacks his booty*

greasy: WHAT THE FUCK!!

*kid buu stares at him with a creepy face*

buu: GYA GYA GYA

greasy: WHAT??

buu: GYA GYA GYAA

greasy: YOU WYLIN!

buu: GYA GYA GYA!

greasy: YOU WYLIN

*kid buu grips greasy booty*

greasy: HEY BRO! WHAT YOU DOIN??

*you hear slaps as everyone watch greasy getting harrassed by cell*

greasy: HEY- OWIE!! OWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

*dahmir pops up*

dahmir: DONT WORRY GUYS I USED THE DRAGONBALLS TO BECOME STRONG!

dahmir: BBW!!!!

*dahmir powers up to level 4*

myron: Nigga i swear to God if you waste that level 4.

*dahmir charges at the raiders*

dahmir: ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

*the slap him outta his charge 4 and he gets blasted far away*

*everyone stares in disappointment*

*cuts to myron running away*

*cuts to frieza over rockys body finna finish him off*

frieza: MONKEY!

rocky: NO! FUCK! NO FRIEZA PLEASE! FUCKKKKKKKKKKK! 

*rocky starts sobbing and exaggerating saying he dont want to die*

*shows myron running in the background to a time machine*

*right when frieza blasts a lost connection to host screen pops up*

the end.



























nya nya nya what?







dont worry ill charm him

nigga what

PLS CELL PLS! FUCK! cries PLEASE!!!!

before he gets hit communicating loading symbol pops up

pandora rocky myron dahmir greasy


greasy help me im down please! 

greasy starts dancing

FUCK YOU WHITE BOI


raider finds 2 of em

HEY GO FOR HIM FIRST NIGGA GO FOR HIM FIRST!




L RAIDER