Carmen and EMMA DIMSDALE are sitting in Carmen's dorm room, on beanbag chairs, playing a video game.

carmen

It's like everything bad that could POSSIBLY happen, is happening!

emma

And it's been like this ever since you fought LOA?

Suddenly, a hole opens in Carmen's beanbag, in a position that would cause her to fall backwards out of it.

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RIP

Carmen falls backwards, her butt and legs sticking up in the air.

sfx

CRASH!

Carmen stays in that position as she replies to Emma. Good butt shot here.

carmen

Yeah.

Emma comes up with a solution.

emma

It's probably that CAULDRON you fell into, I bet it had a bad LUCK potion in it.

Emma looks over to Carmen, who is still in that position.

emma

...is that COMFORTABLE?

carmen

No.