BOI WHERE ARE YOU!?


*shows juicy and rocky chatting*

rocky: i dont kno what to tell you bro.

juicy: Bruh cmon she has to be interested in me! 

rocky: im tellin ya bro, if the girl stop asking you if you "ate today", she dont mess wit yo no more.

*kratos pops up*

kratos: Boi! *coughs* Excuse me, have you seen my boi?

rocky: Uhh what you mean?

kratos: Boi. Have.. you.. seen.. my.. BOII!!??

rocky: My guy, are you still doing that boi shit??

juicy: like cmon dude its 2022. Yo son got a name lo-

boi: HAVE YOU SEEN!! BOIIIII

*freya pops up*

freya: KRATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!!!

*freya charges at kratos and he slaps her away easily*

freya: KRATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!!!

kratos: WHERE IS BOI!!

juicy: Bro you talkin MAD reckless

*kratos punches juicy*

juicy: AHHHH!! YO WHAT THE FUCK KRATOS!?

kratos: BOI!!!

juicy: YO MOMMA!!

*rocky gets close to kratos and gives kratos a snickers*

rocky: Shhh its ok buddy. Here eat this, you aint you when youre hungry.

*krato grabs the snickers and eats it*

rocky: better?

kratos: IM STILL FUCKING ANGRY!!

*rocky gets close to kratos and hes randomly crying*

rocky: shhhh your not angry, your worried bout your son.

kratos: b-but boi!

rocky: shhhh boi isnt here lil buddy.

kratos: b-but boi!

rocky: shhhh shhhh always remember little buddy.. your a bad father-

*freya pops up again*

freya: KRATOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!

kratos: NO! BOI!!

freya: KRATOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!! 

kratos: NO!!! BOI!!!!!!

freya: KRATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!!

kratos: BOIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

freya: YOU TOOK MY SON FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

juicy: BITCH HE WAS GONNA KILL YOU!!

freya: JUST SHUT YO MOUTH STINKY!!!!

juicy: STINKY???

freya: STINKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

juicy: This bitch done lost her mind, lemme play mixtape.

rocky: JUICY NO-

*juicy plays his mixtape*

freya: TURN IT OFF!!!!

juicy: FUCK YOU 

freya: SHUT UP BITCH!!

juicy: FUCK YOU!

freya: SHUT UP BITCH!

juicy: FUCK YOU!

*thor pops up all drunk*

thor: *vomit noises*

*everyone stares at him vomiting*

juicy: thats not thor bro.

rocky: Nigga what do you mean thats not thor?? 

juicy: isnt he suppose to have like a 6 pack??

rocky: NO DUDE THATS HOW THOR IS SUPPOSE TO LOOK DUMBASS!

rocky: Damn nigga you watch too much marvel movies. 

*thor stops puking*

thor: WHERES MY *hicks ups* DAUGHTER!!!

juicy: MAN SHUTCHO FAT ASS UP!

*juicy gets hit with thors hammer and he flew*

freya: KRATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!

*cuts to kratos doing the griddy*

The end.