Whos the best Anime Waifu? *narrator does the intro* Narrator: HELLO HORNY AMERICA! CUZ I KNOW YALL DOWN BAD! WELCOME BACK TO THE BEST ANIME WAIFU! WHERE WE GATHER UP SOME OF THE WORLDS BEST ANIME WAIFU CHARACTERS AND GIVE EM A YES OR NO IF THEY WAIFU MATERIAL OR NOT!! Narrator: WARNING TO YOU ALL! SOME CHARACTERS ARE OF THE AGE OF 18+ AND SOME REALLY ARENT BUT THE HORNY PEOPLE DONT CARE EITHER WAY! YOULL STILL SEE EM ON RULE 34! Narrator: NOW LETS GET TO OUR WONDERFUL HOSTS! GIVE IT UP FOR JUICY WEWE AND FOR SOME REASON.. BILLY!! LETS GET BACK TO THE SHOW! *shows the stage and people cheering for juicy and billy* Juicy: Thank you! Thank you! Ight ight settle down! SETTLE DOWN YALL DAMN!!!! billy: Welcome back to the best anime waifu show! Me and juicy are~ Juicy: Shut yo black ass up! Anyway! Me and Billy are gonna be interviewing the worlds favorite waifus and give em a yes or no if we think they waifu material! billy: Ok! First up! we got Revy from Black lagoon, Princess hibana from Fire Force, and Hinata from Naurto! hibana: Thanks for having us on the show! hinata: i-i-im just happy to be here.. revy: Why the actual fuck am i here??? I dont give too shits bout this stupid ass show!! IF ANY OF YALL LITTLE SHITS IN THE AUDIENCE TAKE MY PICTURE YOU WILL GET SHOT IN THE NIPPLE! billy: Some guys may like dat. Juicy: Ok this a rapid question show so we finna ask yall quick questions and you must answer it fast! Ight? billy: First question! How do you handle your simps? Hibana: I walk on anyone whos lower than me. Im a princess am i? juicy: Ayo dats not nice hinata: Umm i dont really know.. The only person i want to simp for me.. is naurto.. revy: Dafuqs a simp? *cuts to makima, meiko, and elizabeth* elizabeth: I honestly dont know how to answer that question.. But im truly grateful to be here! makima: I treat my simps like pets. Now woof for me pet. billy: WOOF WOOF! makima: yessss. Good boy. meiko: LISTEN HERE YOU CHUMP ASS LOSER! THIS SHOW IS STUPID AS FUCK!! juicy: Ayo why you sweatin so much? *meiko pulls out her whip* juicy: Ayo whatchu doin wit dat? meiko: SILENCE YOU MAGOT!!! *Hits billy wit a whip and he falls* billy: OUCH I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING!! juicy: Ayo chill wit dat whip, you giving my Black friends flash backs. *meiko grabs juicys head wit her thighs and flips him and slams him on the ground suffocating him with her thighs like she does in the anime* juicy: YEYOOO YEYOOOOOO YEYOOOO CHILLL!! YEYOOO IM CUMMINGG!! YEYOOO IM CUMMINN! *cuts fubuki, nobara kugisaki and nami* fubuki: Ill tell them to convince saitama to join my team! nami: I only accept them if they give me Gold kugisaki: Why do you have a penis on your head? And why does your friend look like he has no Bright ideas? billy: Damn.. see how you do me dirty?? juicy: Ok! Next question! Why do simps & ratchet bitches have you as their pfp? billy: Aye juicy isnt this your discord pfp? juicy: FUCK! STOP STOP STOP BRO!! *shows lady tsunade, Erza and Uzaki-chan* Uzaki- MAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEE They love us so much! SOOOOOO Very much!! Hey Juice Juice! Do you have any friends???? Can i be your friend???? juicy: Sorry im anti social. Erza: What does that question mean?? ANSWER ME! billy: Huh? *punches billy* Erza: YOU MEN NEED TO LEARN RESPECT! *lady tsunade is drunk* tsunade: BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! why do you think we *hiccups* we care?????? HAHAHAHAA!! You got a dick head HAHAHA!!!! Juicy: Ma'am who gave you authorization to drink? tsunade: First offffffff! Im oneeee of the legendary sanninnnnn so i can *hiccups* drinkkkk anyy time i want!!! you kno whyyy they call me the Im the legendary suckerrrrr?? *hiccups* HEY ARE YOU STARIN AT MY SANDBAGS??!! juicy: Bitch its 2021! What else are we suppose to stare at?? Your personaity? *tsunade punches the shit outta juicy and he gets punched outta frame* juicy: AH FUCK! *jump cuts to next scene* Juicy: How does it feel to not have trash ass genes and make blind kids like sakura? *shows sakura, android 18 and boa hancock* sakura: Its pretty wonderful! Im just glad to be someones waifu! *everyone awkwardly stares at sakura* Juicy: Getcho useless ass off my show. *cuts to toga, nagatoro, and mikasa* toga: hehee i dont care about the questionnnn! GIMMIE YOUR BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD!!!!!! billy: UH NO! ITS MINE! toga: GIVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!! billy: NO!!!!! toga: GIVE MEEE IT BILLY!!!!!! billy: NOOOO!!! *pandora pops up* juicy: Pandora what are you doing here?? pandora: IM THE NUMBER 1 WAIFU! IM BETTER THAN ALL THESE BIMBOS HERE!! HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE SIMPS IN MY DMS??? THEY ALL WANT ME TO PEG EM N SHIT! I GOT LIL BOYS SAYING THEY FUCKED ME WIT THEY -2 INCH PPS!! IM WAIFU MATERIAL!! IF I PUT ON A MAID OUTFIT AND MADE A ONLYFANS AND ONLY MADE FEET AND PISS FETISH VIDEOS ALL THESE HORNY SIMPS WILL BUY IT!! Juicy: Pandora thats disgusting. pandora: SO FUCK ALL YOU ANIME BITCHES!! I RUN THIS SHIT!!! *a lighting bolt hits the ground and thug greasy appears* Erza: Uhh who is that? and why does he smell like sweat and body oil? revy: AH HELL NAH I HEARD BOUT THIS MOTHER FUCKER IM OUT! Greasy: YEOOO who tf didn’t invite me to the booba exhibit?! YALL FUCKIN TRIFILIN Juicy: Greasy what the hell you doing here? Greasy: You vexin me up bro?! I’ll grease yo shit you penis shaped baloney Juicy: BOY IF YOU DONT GET YOU SCRAWNY GREASE BOTTLE ASS OUTTA HERE!! YOU RUINING MY SHOW! Greasy: GREASE BOTTLE?? YO I DONT FUCK WIT DAT STATEMENT HEAVY! Juicy: YEAH! THATS WHY YO DAMN HEAD LOOKS LIKE A CAN! *greasy smirks* Greasy: oh really? I know you ain’t talkin to me like that witcho orangutangalang uglass I’m boutta lay this on yo head, chest, HEAVEY like we bench pressing witcho big Viburnum forehead havin ass you boutta enter the splash zone, grease Blvd, and I’m boutta tech yo ugly, dusty, fugly, mufly nugly, ugly mf, you’re black and that’s wack head ass, you n yo black ass I know you ain’t talking to me like that with yo crimson chin headass mf *as he says this line a jojo theme plays in the background* *everyone stares at greasy* billy: Ayo whats your frustration? *diane from 7 deadly sins pops up* diane: Hey guys! Sorry that im late did i miss any questions? juicy: DAMN BITCH YOU BIG AS FUCK! The end.