-Mini story - Our wife Rainbow Dash- by Colonist!!

[Tallying playthrough choices…]

[Stood in as a “target practice goalie” for Rainbow in Chapter 1…]
[Encouraged the rest of the band to humor Rainbow’s nu metal demo in Chapter 2…]
[Improvised a chewing gum fix for Rainbow’s motocross bike oil leak in Chapter 3…]
[Found Rainbow’s lost shoe while she struggled with the speed geode in Chapter 4…]
[Allowed Rainbow to vault off your shoulders in a crowd-surfing attempt in Chapter 5…]

[Four years later…]

Rainbow: That’s right, one more rep, flab face!

*You manage to lift the bench press on final time before you’ve had it and you let it fall to the side with a muffled clatter on the mat. Your spotter…trainer…now wife gives you a disapproving shake of her head.*

Rainbow: Hey I was going to take it off your hands after that last rep!
You: You said “one more rep” ten reps ago!
Rainbow: Heh heh, I wanted to see how many times I could get away with calling you “flab face,” And don’t you feel that extra burst of motivation when the finish line looks to be soooo close?
You: So when this gym has its grand opening, do you really want to be known as the trainer who name-calls and gives false promises!?

*As you take a moment to recover, you recount how the previous years led up to the present day. Despite taking on different majors at Canterlot University, you found yourself taking many mutual elective courses with Rainbow. There was a surprising overlap in that regard between your line of study in accounting and her’s in exercise physiology. She swears that it was all happenstance, but an subtle inquiry with the I.T. department revealed a routine pattern of bribery involving…boxes of energy bars? Either way, it wasn’t surprising to the other girls whom you still keep in touch with that you and Rainbow ended up together by the second year. By the time you graduated, you two had tied the knot in quick Rainbow Dash fashion, and the acquisition of an otherwise going-out-of-business gym followed that year!*

Rainbow: You’re darned straight I’m going to be! No one will see it coming!
You: …no one will be coming if they knew.
Rainbow: Well how else are we going to set ourselves apart from the other gym across town? You know, that hugely successful one where the owner just shouts “YEEEEEAH!” in your face every time you do a rep?
You: Bulk the Buck Up gym? Of course he’d go into the personal fitness industry. Dunno Rainbow, some people like the novelty of his signature expression and would probably do anything to work out to that, I guess.
Rainbow: Lucky bastard.
You: We kind of are too ourselves. The retiring owner of this place left us with a nice sum to finish renovations, and we’ve got a nice number of incoming members waiting for opening day.
Rainbow: Who’d have thought an elective in public speaking would’ve been handy in convincing the old man?
You: I never would’ve expected that kind of dialogue from you, that’s for sure.
Rainbow: Heh, I pulled that trick off with a former athletics director back at university.
You: Rambling on in great scientific detail about the importance of working out a specific blood-filled organ and how the ladies would secretly love it? As much as you deny it, I think Twilight and Rarity had their influences on you.

*Rainbow blushes at the comparison.*

Rainbow: I still deny it!
You: Heh heh, okay ma’am.
Rainbow: Wipe that grin off your face or we’ll move on to something more cardio!

*You nervously chuckle. You know she’s not joking. After she pieced together the food scraps in a trash can and caught you having a sneaky cheat meal that one time in university, she upped your run distance and lowered you run time that whole week as punishment for your defiance.*

You: Ooookay, I’m going to cardio my way outta here now and add up the final books for opening day at…home!

*You don’t even make it to turning for the door when Rainbow grabs you by the shoulder and pushes you into the wall.*

Rainbow: Whoa whoa, slow down there, cowboy! Don’t you remember the importance of cooling down? Catch your breath and let your muscles relax a little before heading home now.
You: …now you’re channeling Applejack there.
Rainbow: I’m still denying that! Would Applejack do something as impulsive as…this!?

*Indeed your wife’s impulsive nature takes over, and she pulls down her bottoms while somehow still managing to hold that barbell in the same hand.*

You: N-no?
Rainbow: Or this?

*Rainbow lifts her top, holding the bottom hem in her mouth. Her eyes beckon as if to ask what’re you going to do now. You put up a brief struggle, but she can only smile as your expended, tired arms do little against her.*

Rainbow: Oh, who am I kidding? You’re still tuckered out and probably wouldn’t be able to lift even a shirt, hehe.

*Rainbow throws down the barbell and finishes the job in pulled off her shirt in a one-handed motion. One last unclasp of her bra, and it follows the shirt on the floor. Your wife in all her skin and glory, and you feel as though you’re now in the pre-mortem portion of some sort of incoming sexy wrestling match. Much to your half-horror and half-excitement, you squeak out your last feeble words.*

You: I thought you mentioned the importance of…cooling down?
Rainbow: …I lied.

*As for what followed, well, lets just say that you both managed to get in quite the number of reps in regards to the lower portion of your bodies. A post-workout workout to build the strength and endurance of the lower torso and…lower. Now that’s a perk that you could really get used to: from the gym, to the home, and maybe everywhere else!*

[x] Withstood 30 kicks from Rainbow during her that one lesson in her kickboxing phase.

[S rank ending unlocked: Dicking Dash!]